PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And